Demetri Martin

I would like to talk about a man who could very well be the single most hilarious man in the whole entire universe. He goes by the name of Demetri Martin and he's not a comedian, he's the comedian. I relate with his humour so perfectly - it's the exact one I've grown up with next to my brother and sister. It's his sarcastic delivery, blunt expression and use of a guitar to pool the hilarity of his jokes into a musical experience, that appeals to my senses. The man has such simplicity and composure when performing and shit he's funny. I mean, if I had the chance to sit in the audience and watch Demetri perform then I would be in complete stiches. I mean, I already find myself chuckling uncontrollably when I'm listening to his wit on youtube in poor visual and audio quality. Yet I don't seem to care! Yep he's that good. And Demetri is, in fact, allergic to watermelon. I stalk.


"I feel stupid when I write the word banana. Its like, how many na’s are on this thing? 'Cause I'm like "Bana … keep going. Bananana … damn"